The Perfect Life Would Be Lived Backwards


    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

    You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.

    You become a baby, and spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on 

    tap, and then...


   ... finish off as an orgasm.


   I rest my case.